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uppityhomo: Very good, Robert. Just keep focusing on your cock. The more you look at it, the more you realize that it can only be that hard because all the blood from your brain flowed into it. That is probably why it’s so easy to think nothing right
uglymurican: “You’re gonna carry that scent around for a while. Probably be three or four days before you’ll be able to breathe without smelling me. That’s why I’m gonna do this to you every morning. I know you’d be so sad once that smell
anonnimusgirls: Has anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with webcam porn like I do? I swear, webcam girls are all I think about, thats probably why I spend so much time on Chaturbate, hahaha! Anyway, here is the lovely Gisele on webcam, enjoy!
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summonerscode: Exhibit 294 Jarvan IV [33:48]: Help would be appreciated sona Sona [33:59]: i was dead? Jarvan IV [34:11]: u sat in base for a minute Jarvan IV [34:13]: i watched Sona [34:20]: thats probably why you died retard (Thanks to Zac for the
Sherlock 1-10: four otps ships Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran What’s actually very amazing about this pairing is that one half of it doesn’t yet exist in the series (which is probably why I think of it as more of my superficial, oh-my-god-those-fanarts-are
cummingtonites: susannawolff: Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album. why ain’t they got lips??? They’ve got a bad case of Rich Lips. They sneer so much at everyone that
It’s weird thinking that people probably jerk off to the stuff I draw…
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
angrypie: This is probably why neither amedot nor lapidot will be canon. The writers of Steven universe care about the fans and they know that making one ship canon and not the other will cause the Fandom to just split apart. They don’t want us to
Oh quick thing for all the people who are talking to me via the new tumblr messaging thing! I don’t generally message first much cuz anxiety, so if i haven’t been talking to you for ages thats probably why! 0n0 i’ll try to get better at talking
lagonegirl:Why do white people feel the need to start this sorta shit? Smh
ffuffle: getdestroyed-staydestroyed ‘s Fiori.This is a super old sketch I drew around the time my artblock hit in .. must be almost a month ago. That’s probably why I just copied the same pose he drew her in.That’s also why I haven’t drawn any
ask-scarycrows:“You look really swell n’ rural with that hat on!” “That’s probably why he’s eye’in us from over there. He probably thinks Neon here’s an emu.” (But thank LUNA he’s not a Cassowary. Fuck those guys. @ask-pegasusneonnotes,
thesneakyzone: Corgi is definitely pretty compact.(thats probably why she is so heavy)
the-absolute-funniest-posts: forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately! I
artemispanthar: The thumbnail for “Space Race” on CN.com is this screenshot of Pearl drawing a spaceship (presumably) #that’s probably gonna be really long lecture for steven on why his spaceship was shit haha, probably. She’s gonna
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
hmm, UCC Distributing no longer has the Plushie clips/keychains listed. I wonder why that is… its probably too much to hope they’re pulling it to swap out one of the Stevens or the Cookie Cat or even Lion for Amethyst, but that’s my hope anyway
cloysterbby: I wonder why people always forget about Kida. I mean, she’s an awesome character, she’s beautiful, she’s brave, she’s funny and she’s actually a princess.
llatimeria:llatimeria:having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just
the-headless-king: trynagetmylifetogether: kween-geetaaa: ladycreep: sizvideos: A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video) Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition
sarkastic: Why am I drawing this I don’t even have Pokemon GO (He probably only have rattatas)
rainladyjuvia: So crunchyroll translation imply that Anna is probably Lucy’s ancestor, and it always bothered me that Lucy looks exactly like Layla. I lost fifty followers recently, this is probably why.
residentevil2remake: Armin Arlelt Big Mind
that was probably the most formal message i’ve ever written in my life.
andreanya: pretentiouslimericks: infinidegree: jiizzzlle: victoriatheunicorn: i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop
lagonegirl: Yeah after a combined 33 seasons of white Bachelors/Bachelorettes they cast their first black lead. It’s 2017. I don’t even know why this is a big deal. I’m sucks that it took them this long. I never had a reason to watch either
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
doxian:otherwindow:torpidgilliver:garnet can swim in lava but wears oven mitts to bake cookies#she probably picked it up from seeing humans do it and thats adorable, #like she probably doesnt get why bc they dont really function to protect her from being
spheen:97bluflame: spheen:Megatron after a killing spree, probably involving humans… Lots of humans. that’s fine… I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway 97bluflame i know it’s probably impossible, but I do (horribly) like to think he ate
raspberrypastry: agentsnickers: punkmonksteven: disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too. It’s like Violet with her clothes
plant-strong: If a vegan is able to make you feel bad about eating meat, you should probably ask yourself why that is. Why is it that simply being told facts about where your food comes from is able to make you feel bad? Is it because vegans are evil,
blackfemalepresident: men arent being oppressed systematically or even socially for being men. excessive dryer lint is a bigger issue than misandry(speaking of which remember to clean out your dryer’s lint filter. thats probably why it takes forever
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
zombiezeemo: D.VA has no boyfriend so she’s taking her best friends instead 8′)))I bet Jamie has never been to a dance before and gets extra excited - that’s why she took him with in the first place probably - since she probably only asked Lucio
zombiezeemo: D.VA has no boyfriend so she’s taking her best friends instead 8′))) I bet Jamie has never been to a dance before and gets extra excited - that’s why she took him with in the first place probably - since she probably only asked Lucio
rofltide: i think virgins should be called vorgons because i think that sounds like a cool sci-fi alien or something but thats probably why im a vorgon
thedalekmaster: ibeggedformercytwice: punkmonksteven: disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too. He looks so happy there…
lokistimetravelingassbutt: #thats probably why you died later in the episode
benjames591: This is me and my friend Josh. He was my best friend at boot camp. He had a lot in common when we met, thats probably why we got so close. We had both recently lost our dad’s to cancer, we were both engaged, and we both joined the Army
thispeepwithouttheglasses: friendly reminder that these two exist And most of their conversations go like this And deadpool probably has a tumblr okay byE
stagbeetleloveit: bemusedlybespectacled: 90sjamz: Big and Loud | From Cats Don’t Dance (1997) the best part is that her actress was twelve and her singing voice was eleven like this is an actual child being a terrifying little shit and that is
carryonmyrenegade: It never occurred to me before that Dean hadn’t seen his Mom on the ceiling. His Dad probably told him how she’d been killed but the reality had been left to his imagination. Then suddenly he runs into Sam’s room and for the
That's that shit that drives me crazy.. And it's all that I've been gettin lately, and it's probably why I'm scared to put the time in, women wanna fuck like their me & I'm them.
officialwixard replied to your post: forever sad that Nepeta didn’t get any… I’m still kinda bummed that Fefeta was muted too, not really sure why Hussie did that Probably because Hussie has admitted that Nepeta and Feferi are his least favorite
ithelpstodream: the kids are alright. why did i know immediately that these children were british before i hit unmute and was reading the captions with an english accent
oldpanmcgucket: Okay so Alex subtly hinted that Grunkle Stan’s attachment to Goldie indicated his bisexuality.Why would an attachment to a coin machine indicate bisexuality unless the coin machine represented a real persona real person who somewhat
Im thinking my inbox is eating messages again cuz i keep getting the little blip thingy but when i go look nothing new is there? hmm..
punkmonksteven: disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too.
freekahzoid: Aaah…Spring Oh spring, thats probably why Im horny lol
given how young winter looked in the schnee family portrait next to weiss i think its safe to say shes probably only a few years older than her. thats actually sort of why im more inclined to ship elderburn atm even tho i already predicted winter not
auroralynne: punkmonksteven: disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too. Man, am I the only one who thinks he looks like Ryuuken?